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[humlan57]

En ung brunett kommer till doktorn och säger att hennes kropp gör
vansinnigt ont var hon än rör vid den. "Omöjligt", säger doktorn. "Visa
mig"

Med sitt finger petar hon sig själv på armbågen och skriker av smärta. Hon
trycker på sitt knä och skriker, och på sin fot och skriker.

Doktorn - "Ni är inte brunett, eller hur?"

Kvinnan - "Nej, jag är egentligen en blondin."

Doktorn - "Trodde väl det, ni har ett brutet finger."
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mvh humlan.

[Hansson]

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[A80TD]

 

På engelska tyvärr, men jag är dålig på att översätta:



Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that
she had her hair cut and dyed brown.

A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she
stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly
creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep
you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman, said,
"Sure!"

The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said,
"352."

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably,
totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my
end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."

The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked
the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.


When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I
have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I
have my dog back?"